Now, you’ve probably heard the saying “Put my foot in it” in the context of cooking, but this time, Sweet Baby, I’m talking about something a little more glamorous—MY SHOE COLLECTION!!!
On That Note: I PUT MY FOOT IN IT!! Whether it’s red shoes, black shoes, patent leather shoes, or any other style you can think of, I’m all about making a statement. Toes in, toes out, Girrrrrl, put your boots on the ground! Pull up your thigh-high boots with a short skirt or hot pants, slip into knee-high boots, or keep it classic with ankle boots. Whether the toes are squared, pointed, or rounded, BLING EVERYTHING!!! You can’t go wrong!
Honeeeey, you name it, I have them all, and I love to put my foot in ’em! Stepping around, fashioning, modeling, and kicking my heels up, darling, shoes are more than just accessories to me—they’re a way of life. From the red carpet to the streets, my collection is my pride and joy.
So, when I leave this earth, somebody make sure I have my shoes ON. After all, a girl’s gotta look her best, even in the afterlife!
